Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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