i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
wow bdsm is so cute
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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