We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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