No awkward lesbian experiences without me
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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