the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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