i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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