It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
