he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
