the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
