I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Randomize
