nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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