And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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