Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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