That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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