Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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