Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
