That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Terrible idea I love it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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