I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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