Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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