Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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