he puts the penis in happiness.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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