Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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