Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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