I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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