yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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