after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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