So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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