this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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