do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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