Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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