Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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