But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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