My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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