Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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