The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I feel like a drive thru vagina
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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