Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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