Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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