I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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