omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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