I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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