i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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