So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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