PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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