I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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