need another drink. this is the easiest way
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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