if you like me you must not know who I am
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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