Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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