so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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