It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think your dad took our porno
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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