Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
