when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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